Think about all the things a mature female ponders through per day! Its amazing that its all done with less than 3% of the human brain. And the mood swings! All the emotions, all relatively at the same time!
Heard a joke from an usher friend of mine (also called eugene tan haha).
It went like this:
A righteous man and God were having a conversation one day. God felt a strong urge to bless the man so He says,
God: You can have 1 wish/ desire and I will surely grant it.
Man: Can I have an expressway that links from one continent to another? That way, I can earn money from the people who use the expressway and they can travel to their destination quicker!
God: Why is your desire so materialistic? Why not ask for something that will benefit the whole of mankind?
The man thought over what God had said.
Man: God, could you give me a book on understanding women? I'd publish this book and sell it so that every male in the world would be able to understand women!
God pondered for a good 10mins.
God: How many lanes do you want for your expressway?
with love, Merilyn
